These Animals Are Gamers, Fight Me
Staff, 2022-11-23 20:48:00,
At this moment in time, we’re sitting in a weird spot in time. The major game releases have come out just before Christmas, but it’s still too early to start posting our Top 10’s of 2022. Sure, we’ll have a few bits of news here and there, but it’s quiet. Dead quiet.
In these moments of peace, I sit and ponder. I think of life’s most grueling questions, and watch as they manifest into floating words around my head before fading away: Where do we go when die? Who is Banksy? Does Bruno Mars Is Gay? Which animals are gamers?
That last question sticks with me a lot. We know that there are video games now being made for dogs. What’s next, a dog for world president? I sure hope so.
But what about other animals, outside of a gamer dog? I know in my heart that there are animals out there that intuitively could be gamers by nature. How do I know this? Simple. I just think about it and it seems right. Isn’t that what philosophers did back in the day? Just sit around in togas and go, “Hey, what if life is a highway, and we were to ride it all night long?”. That philosopher’s name? Tom Cochrane.
Anywho, I thought it would be the right time in this moment of slow news to share with you the animals that I believe are gamers, just based on a gut feeling I have. My gut may be unreliable when it comes to the actual job it has (digesting food), but it’s pretty good when it comes to intuition.
Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, take a look. Also,…
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